logic is the argument that the world is research, the past is the argument that its neurological research, science is the argument that the world is happier without epistemology, and the sceptic only buys ads .. i mean take the sea squirt. its larvae swim around looking pretty much like tadpoles what with nerve chords down their back and gillslits and tail and all, and then it stands on its head and digests its brain and turns into a sack of jelly and looks pretty much like a plant .. i mean itd take forever to even get this to Court .. and then theres all those whattheycall Unwitting tests they run on civilians (like youknow, why dogs lick their balls), coz they cAn. or are balls also of that form of knowledge that just fails to comprehend irony? so theres a subtlety that i just dont get. i mean, when the cia involves itself in the definition of news, we're vexed, but when general electric does the sAme .. like seventytwo percent of the pentagons budget for the reconstruction of iraq was invested in the newyorkstockexchange (this is of course separate From or in addition To the requisition of goods and services that any standard military or civilian contract generates in the running of a war), and of the funds that actually made it to the zone, the threehundredandsixtythree tonnes of shrinkwrapped hundreddollar bills .. details. its all in the details .. like eightyone percent of US adults have not read a book in the last five years and eightyone percent of the worlds pianists live in china. so why, not being able to play, do you always sit at the piano? coz then neither does anyone else .. imean Bad Language is not an admissable offense. so wheres the surplus value in this proposition? in its apprehension? in our ability to frame it as porn? (ubiquity being proof of Shit (prediction being of course proof that nothing happened (i mean that while pornography may well be indicative of a species threat, its not yet an argument in favour of the Clone (and coz immune systems is now bankable .. and coz the past is a convenient form of entAnglement (for those anyway with Other traumas (i mean realism is not exclusively Local (cept of course if its explanation lacks gravity (and how anyway do you construct a theory of gravity which is Not Real? (and its This of course which is required if you want to Quantise it in any .. and so its whether this nonreality can be usefully incOrporated, entAngled, is the task then of the market .. (and using short words in short sentences with some sort of personal narrative (as if all narratives were a passion of some depressive control freak (And Then .. (as if then could know itself to be a host (Two being of course the argument that time is two dimensional .. (ok, so dice your Own fucking onion. and while the task of description is not mere to stAbilise the set, neither is it the unique adequacy of decorAtion (though transparency is of course most costly, Space being but Classic information. (the words This and Superposition meet and decide to start a sentence. which comes first? how do you know? coz youve heard somewhere that Superposition is into extended foreplay, Bondage? fucking inFormants, theyre always so pragmAtic, what with their janitor journalist jelly n all, their ladeda Mirror Parasites (as if agreement was a punchline. i mean as far as mediums go, poverty is both More and Less portable, but using data to turn the past into a Virus, now thats what I call compUting. (and if the grunts are all mercenaries (coz they can most easily be shown to be without corruption (which is why of course the church so Loves them .. and as events just lie around on some decadence waiting for things to get hard .. so which here is more desireable, the piece that essentially plays itself, charms you with inevitability, is a model of its own form, a rhyme or anecdote, or modest risk, that which is plausibly deniable (like its true that i pimped For or taught or was a client Of the victim, but its not like we were Friends or anything .. music, the avatar or Medium of Manners, a Dear John, or a Theory about Decisions (as if a grave was but a pseUdo hole, as if success was a hybrid form of criticism (which even though it only Imitates change, being as it Is in all probability but a heirarchical synthetic Loan (though of course there have been no Legal futures markets for the trading of onions for something going on fifty years .. (i mean the ironic thing is that rupert is a Real Gossip. and while its not the first time a distribution was built on whosupwhomandwhospaying, on tax and pillow talk, on Ownership as Style .. and while defining information as a virus, as a Form, is hardly News, it obviously Pays (though whether it actually Sells is something of a moot .. i mean whats an Ad, a that with which you Frame? so a masochist is that which you refuse to exploit, a retro alienationist, a sort of slovenly SelfPity? .. (like who actually Says getoffyourcrossweneedthewood, the State? (and the elastic blushing, the hernia of Taste? like do you Patronise a, a, a (christ,idunno .. Whatever) by knOwing it? (i mean the target is obviously too easy .. i guess its habit .. a playing dumb. (which rather too obviously suits the material .. i regress you regress hesheit eclEctics .. as if the tragedy of consciousness was a reasonable place to start. i mean its more convenient than, than, than Beauty. and as a PlaceMarker, (i mean what would facts be if they werent domestic, Puns? but not All found objects are in tension with being lost .. Capricious is i think the word youre looking for, a sort of Special Pleading (as if the listener was a form Of or in friction With the sound .. (its afterall the resistance makes the gift .. (that its more or less identical to itself is clearly accidental. Charming, but accidental. (which is not to say that all ambiguities sound the Same (though that presumeably is their Brief .. (though (again) i mean how many Merely possible objects Are there? (and Purely possible objects? (i mean the believer in language is no less a victim than the nonbeliever. but how do you tell the diff? like isnt the believer a Better Shot or something? (you know, Sports as one of the last great Fictions .. you mean Addition is a Transcendental Number? a mechanism for pathologising A in terms of B? (so long as neither A nor B are neither One nor Zero (i mean its not so much that its a failed ExponentiAtion, but that its a mistAke (and a particularly peculiar take at thAt .. a difference of the dIff .. (a quantum Square resolves as what, a Two, a practice Sphere? (though whatever it is its always Stable .. i mean the neoliberal agenda is that its ones English becomes the site for questioning, not the subject which is being subjEcted then to english .. like while Money and Fat used to be the preferred nicknames in bankok, nowadays its Seven. as in Eleven. so when we know that the Military Band budget (which is of course larger than the national endowment spending on music) also includes a bunch of espionage Slush fund costs, what is it Exactly that we know? that the cia grew from the same desk as princeton computer music? but we knew that. or maybe its just more to do with keeping Time. or Slush. sure, you smIle, but now make the Distinction. like slush is furniture music without the Depth? and if seventy percent of the intelligence budget is indeed contrActed Out, what does that say about us Amateurs? an Event is that which interrupts a word. the result is of course a Compromise (Trace, that which determines the direction the dimension Shows .. (whether this is yet then a Subject, is the balance .. of, of .. whatever, the Subject-cum-Nudge (the rules being that you know all there is to know .. youknow, the Truth of the Subject and all .. Hyperventilating, Ritualised panting, take your Pick (to pick, to Tickle .. further celebrations of immune response include .. Shit,Nowyoutellme (as if the only reasonable subject was Terror. (i mean the Subject is obviously the last moment of Truth .. though confusing this with Decision, or even Work, is obviously a mistake. i mean that the Subject is only the local argument for Rights .. and if i move this a little over Here .. , a form of Insomnia before the Law, .. i mean how secure does the subject need to Be? i mean the argument for narrative is Obviously unstable .. like PhilOsophy it turns out is a greek technical term for the nostalgia of Form .. it was later mistranslated in german as Music (probably coz they had no real understanding of Time, i mean they couldnt Cook for example .. and while sex is just a Theory until you Lie, or take a Piss, its not yet the same as Beer. so which one of these is a picture of salvation, the Number or her Price? (it is afterall, the prudent puritan who invents science (hypOcrisy being the local variant of psychOlogy (scApegOat scApegOat. (which seems to rhyme, nicely, with scApegOat scApegOat .. (fiction is a funny place (and not only coz it stUtters), like it sweetly limmericks along until it stOps, and then its fUcked .. so thAts what y call an Object of Gossip? i mean turning a Profit from the truth is not spitting distance to .. i mean, seriously, Privacy is about as interesting as someoneelses sunday disappOintment. and who was it again did that song Promises promises, Whatshisname and the Jonnies? so how many masochists does it take to screw a lightbulb? (sorry, is this a Thought experiment, a Prisoners Dilemma? i mean doesnt it depend on whether the sadist is On? (plus of course seventy years from the death of the author .. aesthetics and the will to ignorance (aesthEtes being those of course convinced that subjects Are such coz theyre observers of a system they dont Get (people after all use sentences mainly coz they come with a ready supply of Ends, which in turn gives them Wheres to stand (this is anyway the take or brief, the stOry, of poetry, one those AsIf bitches, ToosmartbyHalfs old bastard twin .. so how to distinguish Music and History. as if it was just an art of Objects, a transport of necessity. i mean everyone knows what they Like. exActly. iambic fuckin classicist. no wonder the troops is having so much trouble with the twostep. Onetwothree Onetwothree .. how to use the word Never in a sentence: fuck off. how to say Maybe: .. how to say Please. not in a sEntence: .. how to Breathe In while thinking. how to think at the same time .. you some sort of cop? .. the world is divided into bosses and tourists .. (on the art of convincing others you have nothing to say (as in Mortgage (the labour of the viewer being by definition mine to sell .. ok, so Make your poInt. so you wanna Prove it doesnt work? explain Explanation. and Then watch meaning slop back In? i mean when they were inventing logic, what did they think they were Doing, routlEtte? like whats the subject of the fiction if Not the viewer? (which i of course needs to deny in order to invent in awkward Notyet, a sort of silly and usually embArrassing event. and this is what you call Change, that old ontological Roll? like the Object but a cum of the Witness (epistemology the Pill? .. (i mean isnt the object the pedantic definItion of stability, the very Heavenonastick? the Being of the object then must be some automatic grAce, the Test of surplus value .. though what a relief to be back in the set of a sentence. attractor states and adaptive fractals, language is a shaggy dog story. That we know. though its not Quite the same as saying that All talk is irOnic, a smug jealous blush of a martyr (with bling in the stead of bOth), a corpse of burglaries and vain petty liftings, a form of pocket and despot littles, a You Know, a library fine of modest means, of status quOs, infatuAted Libels All .. flAttering is the word for it .. (on blaming things for not being Something Else, an embezzled negation or quasi Notyet, a supercilious smirk of stOry or morOse (Complacent Pragmatics part Too): .. now just suppOse .. (the willful larceny of the twoforone thelockdontfitthe fuckinkey wrOng prOblem: Fuck off. fuckin Chronic. insomniac Doll. i mean what does one call Consistency here? i mean i wouldnt Dare say i Dunno what you Mean. (and given Enough of the stuff of Givens, the Typical is just a Minority Mistake, a monthfullofsundays Dimension on a stIck (an ode to Vacuum Fluctuations (or why not to fart in bed) .. i mean the theory could just decAy .. as if all the witnesses was somewhere playing Bridge .. vengeful fuckin freaks. like what are the Odds? .. i mean its not like you Need me .. youknow, having stripped out all dimensions tween twopointfive and six and all, and other Ordered Memory .. (i mean what about fourfour gives the decayasmass Right Answer, the Flip? ( .. and why would the right answer be more prone to entropy anyway? i mean it obviously has less Potential .. doityourself metaphors seven thru ten: (actually thats more like a rhyme or logical sonnet than a strict Metaphor. i mean it only has a trust rating of nineteenfiftythree. Quotient, trUst quOtient .. fuckin dewey decimal DnA. .. (bit too much like waiting on the Ad .. the Hand is the disillUsionment of the hand, choice Common Sense and the Edited Gesture (or cartoon blanket Nor, a sodomite of our said subjects um .. proclIvities .. (you mean coz they dont Suffer they do questionable Time? but at least its not proposed as an Answer .. sour fuckin cunt .. i wanna be a Blindspot when i grow up, a great big hairy blIndspot, what with lOts Of .. No (the shorter fom of Now (the abbreviated Noun)), that wont Do, Negation doesnt rhyme with And (its too much of a Coward .. so how to recognise copyright when you see it. how to do music. how to charm the poor. when to patent chocolate. where to patent taste. how to get a leg up. where to put a list. Amnesties ive Known and Loved. or, amnesties forgOtten .. it Looks like a market, walks like a Duck, i guess it .. other trawlings for the exit, of Looking Vertigo, include Stock .. and this is Ephemeral, a lisp upon the Air? .. and as music but a silent cUnning (though neither is it rEal .. undiagnosed pOp, wIth .. What? with Bells on? a known thats better Off?one,two, (one of which is cOol .. (and while taste is that excrEted by the sys (Reason being the condi condiment the Do, a changeofcontext Genre war (that anyway pays the rEnt (existential groove merchant that she Be, .. (a Shrug is an early form of alternative denial. and as a smIle but a sUbset shrug, a knowing and pluperfect Tic, it must be This, the closet It .. no shit .. no wonder the subjects is all now privatised. Agents. both Naive and Soapy. claustrophobic farce and bubbles. In. and Of. or Coz. one those Mumbles things. derived, in pArt anyway, from the Warranty. you know, the one that comes with stressing what you meant to sAy .. whatAreya, some sort Hope zombie? and being the coinventor of negative psychology, the stuttering alibi or blackmailed intuition of the pessimists practical jOke .. on being known: Actor, like the word Person, comes from the stage. where you can Smell the teeth. and just as its bad manners to sneer in the presence of your informant, to spell the word Better, is it best to not fall too behind with the rent, coz then they take your Stuff (for starters) and poke it full of Gullibles, and while facts is indeed but Agents (and Fat (as if Dispute was not just the deferred policing Of, (explanation being but One of the forms of (List being another)) Of, of (i think i'd like to try the word Coz here, see if it fits .. (the effect is obviously not too bad, one of those imbroglios of behaviour that Map (who said That, the cat sat there in Corner? a positivist dresses for success: Mediation, Concretation, Formalisms of All kinds, Intermediaries, Hierarchies and other (Cheese,please) Symptoms of repetition .. Thought, some sort of oedipally Quantum disEase .. so you mean i cant get a lOan? cant i proffer the State as security, youknow, a mortgage against the right-to-commit-violence-on-any-of-its-members? but which of the accounts is Not tautological, the Innocuous? though surely Any summary is a defacto smuggler of punctuation .. i mean how many cops does it tAke to win an argument? (why, You the argument? paranoia, a duediligence Luxury, the aristocracy of Crack (You being the Classic embodiment .. (as if we'd never been to Me .. (and other prototyping prohibitions of perception, the fashion of Recruiting Stress to be right .. i mean i guess it depends on what you mean by Recreational Services .. (i mean one can be Too careful .. Blahblahblah and the repertOires: (other mechanisms for generating social assymetries, for Favours, compacts, barterings of All persuasions, a tictactoe of clocks and levers, Solicitations, a sort of evangelical outreach for personal pronouns (though the culture of spectacular query is of course not really a culture of Time (i mean Art pharmaceuticals (Music, for those who have trouble with english (as if a pricetag was a help)), the mundane (and in as much as understanding is something that we Do, is it a Theory), the Mundane, indeed Humble history of agreement (or, what the boss meant by use of the poem Yes: ( .. i guess .. (i mean if it didnt make a difference, why would ..? though as actions prescribe their uSe .. i mean, do i Look like a hypocrite? Definition, an expensive way of distributing Agency .. (you Cant Say that. makes irony seem Cheap .. well then, Possible meanings of the word Duration (Epistemological Chicken for fun and profit (the classification of consequence)))): Middlesized Drygoods (not to be confused with the fetish of applause), the Distributed Abstraction of second hand Noise, (altruists and the logic of Position (objects are particularly gifted at demonstrating silence (though its equally clear that if the walls had ears we wouldnt Hear them (though on the other hand, if the exit was Other than a form of amplification, itd take a committee to Know. or an Accident .. i mean we all know that if you tease a narrative long enough it'll Bite. and while wading kneedeep in epiphanies may tell you something about Sox, .. like Why is a Clone a form of flattery, and Twins and Shadows, Names even, are mere the price you pay for Ghosts, like expErience is just a matter of stYle? i mean a witness is By Definition not naive. (Glib, maybe (in some extra neural Camouflage sense), but not naIve .. so what rhymes with Inertia? a Brick rhymes with inertia. at least for the duration of the wall. this is a measure of its faith in gravity. which is not exactly an Effect, but Close. as if Explanation was a novel form of Proof. which means of course that it still has the opportunity to fail. relIably .. facts is Facts then precisely coz theys manufActured. (and why Substitute rhymes with FuckOff .. so you wanna Visualise data? so does the fuckin Fridge. though Stuff is not Only the negation of irony .. placebo logistics oneohone, my bum .. though as in war, are you of course my Resource .. (and just sos i get this right, you frisking Me or my .. my Circumstance or Memry, my howshouldiputthis, Credit? .. and being as we are in some awkward superposition to Fact (and its Fact of course that manufActures spAce (or, that which could be easily Equally true, the question as just a way of avoiding the answer .. or theres that one where she plucks out the boss's eye and smuts it up her cunt, as if the world was but a severe case of Manners (knowledge being the Classic form of irrationalism) .. so Altogether and on balance, next time if you dont mind, i think i'd prefer to be part of the Problem. (as if we had an intelligent definition of what it would be to be Stupid .. so whats the opportunity here, suspEct, a Substitute? an allusion to an Afterlife? (i mean what do cunts Do all day, split Hairs?) and the Author Function, another of those Industrial Lobbies, which is What, a peculiar picture of Cause? (a picture being a forensic Libel, a fuzzy collection of over Right angles .. (like does Data naturally or Automatically aspire to be an Ad? (you mean an ads a Search algorithm, with Attitude? something that mitigates vulnerabilities A thru mirror neuron Seven? def has my vote for presidEnt .. prick. and being as it is a Hybrid law that forbids incarnation in any Other type or Set, and being as it is a Private law that forbids review in any Other .. whatever, .. i mean if the chinese can outlaw Extraterritorial Reincarnation, and if the seventhdayadventists can claim your forbears, and if homeland security can charge you with crimes which youre not at liberty to know, and if you can be deemed guilty of a crime that is yet to occur, and if those commissioned to frame the law then own its copyright, and if courts can reserve to themselves the right to be not quoted as precedent, blahblah, we have successfully defined a practice by subscription (essentially, profiling by aspiration), where if georgian law is the best you can afford, then georgian law is what you get. along of course with the right to vote. in georgia. unless you dont speak georgian. or those dialects recognised as somehow magically equiv. maybe if your grandparents can bequeath you a rightofreturn, fluency in any of the admitted languages may count for less. an inverted inheritance tax. those then who are HIV positive would have a different schedule of parking ticket. unless of course they were, say, georgian, a juristiction of odds and probabilities as if stuff was sposed to be inErt or somesuch. i mean what would it take to make it look more like a Jury? and the oncosts? of suturing it to some georgian definition of life? like howdoyougetanun pregnant?fuckher .. Evidence, Eloquence, anyway one of those scrabble doubleword scores (i mean they add up, those nominated, defined, cargocult whatevers .. a stone is a particular form of poverty. a joke is another. and while the stone has a definitionally restricted access to change and while the joke is All change and no Definition (a sort of mannered epilepsy), this doesnt seem to have hindered dave too much in his pun with the saracens or pharasees or whomever it was building their thing at babelland (and as And is a particular Form of suspension, a tech these lawyers need to know, and as More is a perfectly lovely model of abstrAction (and as narrative is but a reductionist on spEed (and as paradox but a way of Making Babies (More being lowtech typical for mirrOr (babble being inductive for Toldyouso .. Ownership, clearly a pathetic way of mapping objects, is seriously less benign in mapping Subjects. this is a problem however only if here is here and now is now. which is why of course god invents the past. and animals invent mistakes. stones and humans of course invent shit. so is a pile or Product an ontOlogy? it evidences Feedback, so it at least supports a Surface (and therewith also obviously a Form, though what the threshold actually Sounds like, and whether indeed it needs to remain Unthought for any duration or Field (the beauty of begging the question) is here then one of the Limits of Sense (the chances of being passive being considerably less than the chances of being fucked .. and the Name for this, this, this Representation? try Cash. or, better, IOU. diagnosis With. (though as a portrait of resistance, simplicity leaves a lot to be desired. ha bloody ha. (and the late utopian forgetters (meditation, the poor mans schizophrenia)) i mean, you gotta laugh. being nowt to laugh At. or what do You call space, Zealous? and Profit as a Rumour, a wannabe Romance, an art of Interpretation? (its It we know of course to be hystEric (as if already thought and deemed to be pointless and so returned in duplicate, pricetag of a bourgeois crime .. i mean, Yes, there is Rhythm: people destroy stupidity (though not always in circumstances (or statistics) of their own choosing .. (and there is also of course a rhythm of thEft .. so, SubjEct, the After of a Trauma, and which can continue only as long as events can be determined by policy, (like in english a joke works only to the extent that not only does it Not, but neither do You, so if Capital is a novel of carbuncles and boils, a style manual on the disappEarance of work, it can only Do so coz it dresses as a Grammar and As such needs some Object to translAte. so, Handsup, if we could now have a voluntEer please, to help us step throUgh, for purposes of demonstrAtion .. any takers? You? or, or, or, howabout You? (as if You was a form of polemic invented for the sole purposes of thinking out loud, a sort of Empiricism with a Cold, or Bad Breath, or even indeed a Standard Risk (as if experience was maybe a bactErium .. (from Invisible to Banal in four steps (steps threethrufive being ChangeofContext (a romantic Whatisit that This allows? (and as any This is an Informed Material, a talisman or Charm, an Agency (and as existence here is its own Product (or, put it another way, it has to be done badly if its going to admit Conspiracy (the tactical advantage of failure (them old parasitical blues (or why would i need a victim if i could have You?one,two: (recalcitrant objects oneohone (facts being ideal citizens left out in the rain (a hundred songs from context and a narcissist from home. (oh, so the conspiracy is now the Chorus. of course .. (my hat .. i mean the politics of large numbers would sooner Add. as if Two was its Own proof .. (or catatonic GetWell card .. Thing, the mannered version of a Shrink .. (a reverie of lisps and sympathies, genetically of course we preselect for the immersive sensory deprivation of redundancy. hence, souvenirs, communication, the struggle to be Product .. and while Things contract to Be what we're too shy to Do (this is called Theory (its slightly queasy)), they remAin naturally quite scEptical, and easily blush .. (on building lines which are both There and Not, on teaching listening to Stutter (on paying a banker for the privilege of his making mOney (and what does he Do that you reward him so handsomely, but perilously Print the notes that you then give him?(the philosopher with whom nothing should be exchanged .. (a pun though only in superposition to a mouth for as long as its clOthed: so, how does it go, something like 'Financial Instruments now have complexes which we can no longer support or understand.' So says greenspan. or friedman (anyway, so now the ego sessions of Dont Look til you see the whites of their Eyes) .. Vicarious Causation, a sort of inverse sentimentality, objects Live (or Blink, or rather, Dither) in Silhouette, as quasi sized motley aggregate lumps of infinity (.. though theology is always so .. impAtient (a conclusion even more bizarre when Stuff shows so much .. Promise .. so, whats Perjury, a clairvoyant humble cunning Adequate truth? and, Forensic Form? an Expert witness, or Waiter (oh what would i give to have been at that moment when credit was deja vued into da(e)ta .. oK, so Thats what you mean by Recording. Notes .. and as its the movement of the painters Eye, not Hand, thats for sale in the farming of unintended consequences, is it the invention of labour when she clocks On that mAkes her payment pOssible .. (and we all know theres nothing more virtual than Pay) .. and coz language is already There, or has glibly Quit (it being the nature of there to be not Here .. so how does one know when its Done? you mean how do you know when youre Fucked? you knOw .. thats the charm of the local. a distrIbutive local, or Virus, but local nonetheless. Neurotic is the other word for it. cognition for the sake Of (the morphic Resonance Of) dOubt (my my and the alibis (.. for while Ought suggests Can, does can imply Dont.s